weird pictures

weird people

for

  • up to 8 of y'all
  • 60-ish minutes
  • 40-ish images
  • online viewing gallery
  • digital downloads

family

These are the outdoor sessions I offer, but in-home and studio-like are options, too!

you deserve professional pictures

  • just 1 person
  • 45-ish minutes
  • 30-ish images
  • online viewing gallery
  • digital downloads

portrait

$500

$375

a little bit about me...

Hi there! I’m Sarah Jo Wrinkle, delightful as fuck, incredible with kids, and aiming to give you what I want in a photo session. (You read that right, "what I want," because your family becomes the characters in a picture story that I'm writing. And I write very, very well.) I've been at this for almost ten years and the tricks I have up my sleeves are endless. I will ab-so-lute-ly deliver the perfect family portraits that beg to be blown up and plastered all over your home. I'll also add some pizzazz to y'all's gallery with double exposures (my FAVORITE funky creation),  quirky candids, and a ton of fun shots that I hope end up on the slide at your funeral. (I have a thing with death - obituaries, the grief process, a delicate way to use humor with loss, murder podcasts, etc.) So, if you don't mind a little cussing and like bright colors, you've found your photographer. 

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